Late Night Humor

You know what, all of you people should stop whining about Goldman Sachs and how much money they make or how evil they are. Goldman represents everything that other businesses should be, they are ruthless, cunning, calculating, and disciplined, not to mention they are the smartest sons of bitches on the fucking planet. While the other banks had their thumbs up their asses Goldman was convincing the government to reflate the world after they had shorted the shit out of it. You are no worse off because Goldman Sachs and its employees make a shit load of money, in fact, I could make the case that if you live in New York, you owe many many thanks to those assholes at 85 Broad who pay for your fireman, police officers, schools, and keep the value of your home from tanking by throwing their bonus money around. So shut the fuck up already and learn a thing or two from these people.

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